Halabuth: Buddha, people who have done bad to others in life, really suffer greatly… this is true, isn’t it?
Buddha Maitreya: Yes, Halabuth. It is the case. This is known as the System of Karma.
Halabuth: Maitreya, what I have witnessed is that people who did wrong just suffer non-stop and did not really learn their lessons….
Buddha Maitreya: Halabuth, this is a sad case for many.
Halabuth: Buddha, a person can suffer lots of pain for doing wrong to others… but what we really want is not for them to suffer, but for them to become a good person and do good things; correct their wrong doings and gain forgiveness by correcting their injustices. Do more good instead of doing more evil.
Buddha Maitreya: Yes.
Halabuth: Buddha, instead of using pain karma to change someone… would it be possible to use thought change karma to guide them? Guide people by directly seeding them Good Thoughts? Rather than delivering a lot of pain?
Buddha Maitreya: Yes, but… what about aunties’ anger about being double-crossed?
Halabuth: So, we guide all parties with good thoughts?
Buddha Maitreya: Genius.
Halabuth: People who have done wrong will repent the most. Buddha’s Karma would guide them directly.
Archangel Michael: This would require a karma adjustment in the worldwide karma system. Is that too great, Buddha?
Buddha Manjushri: Michael, we can handle it. I just need to let my Temples know what to do… it will be a special adjustment that overcomes pain karma and delivers repentence, forebearance, and enlightenment. That is how Buddha should transform the world.
Buddha Amitabha: You Children… better watch out. You don’t know what a little munchkin talking can do….
Pigsy Zhu BaJie: Halabuth, I have lusted for soooo many women in my life. I cannot be forgiven… how can this help me?
Halabuth: BaJie, the thought guidance of Buddha should lead you to enlightenment about lust, sex, and love. You should be able to rival Monkey God in his celibacy.
Pigsy Zhu BaJie: You, are a celibate. You did not mate with your wife. I make myself handsome to mate with all women. Only… when my form-changing fails… and they see I’m actually fatty pigsy… then I have to pay them real money.
KuanYin: The right thought on this… BaJie, is to overcome lust and sex addiction. And lead a beautiful life.
Buddha Amitabha: BaJie – Pigsy… I love you a lot.
Pigsy Zhu BaJie: Eeeeee.