Have you ever met people like this? Professors, scientists, researchers, doctors, analysts…. How did this presenter get so smart they can explain light particle mechanics in an animated video that looks like a PhD level of knowledge? How do you even get that video to animate accurately to represent your scientific principle? That’s very hard, you know? Even with AI animation.
What did these people survive on while studying for so many years?? How did you get so much cash for this marathon level of learning?? What if your brain gets damaged or you forget (maybe due to senility) after all this incredible knowledge loading??
How smart do you need to be to make money?! Are there always jobs for such specialised knowledge? Or could you overspecialise yourself out of an a-class job?
Dear professor… I could sit in your class and catch nothing. My mind is full of pornography and sexual desire. All I can think of is… I want to hump the girl sitting diagonally in front of me. I can see her boobies. Her hair is golden auburn tied in a French twist. She concentrates hard, but her upright chest-thrusting posture shows she is attracting men.
How can I get this girl to lay me?! Dammit… I need to concentrate in my Masters of Physics, but these sexy college girls!!! I’m going to snap a picture of this girl from this boobilicious angle and take it to the toilet.
I’m supposed to become a PhD Physics Researcher! I can only think of researching her physical body! Dammit… what’s wrong with me?! Why can’t I control my mojo?? She’s too damn hot…
The lecturing professor points to me and says, “Mr Ong… can you explain to the class, The Second Law of Thermodynamics.”
OMG, what to do… I blurt: “Eh… ahem. Total entropy in a system increases over time.”
“Correct! According to Ludwig Boltzmann.” Professor smiles triumphantly.
Whew… almost lost face in front of my French twist hottie…. This… trying to be a genius while losing to my balls is the real reason why I am failing in studies. I can see it very clearly… I am being distracted by my sexual desire due to sitting too close to ‘diagonal French twist boobies’. I need to distance myself….
Okay, I’ll move to the front where I can’t see anyone. Everyone can just observe my bald head from the back.
I stood up and moved to the front seat of the lecture hall.
“Whew…. Better. No more booby trap.”
THE END
