Learn The Spiritual Secret To Getting Rich From The God Of Wealth Himself!
Although Singapore is a first world country, its people are really struggling with wealth problems. People don’t know where to seek wealth from… but every Lunar New Year, a familiar face appears in big statue form — 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye — The God Of Wealth!
People wonder whether 财神爷Cai Shen Ye is real or is an imagined mythological being…. Is he just a myth (fictitious story)? Or a legend (a traditional story)? Or legendary (very famous)!
Today I will confirm for you that 财神爷 God Of Wealth exists! And he is a living spirit god who moves invisibly around the country, blessing individuals to wealth and success.
Halabuth met 财神爷 God Of Wealth for real! And now, He is here to speak to you today!
So… without further delay… let’s welcome 财神爷 God Of Wealth!
God Of Wealth: Hello Halabuth! How Are Yoooouuu?
Halabuth: 财神爷你好！(God Of Wealth, nice to see you!)
God Of Wealth: Speak English! Speak English! We are all Singaporean. We are First World!
Halabuth: 财神爷, are you from China? What is your origin?
God Of Wealth: Halabuth. I come from a very tiny village in the North of Singapore called Sembawang. I am the local 财神爷, not China’s God of Wealth. But… I am very 旺Wang (prosperous), am I not?
Halabuth: Yes you are! I love your character. I didn’t know 财神爷 is such a lovable character.
God Of Wealth: What do you like about me?
Halabuth: You are a real hero, 财神爷！Daring to venture out there to make people rich. It’s a hard and daunting task. I know… I tried helping people before….
God Of Wealth: YES! You Know!
Son Of God Of Wealth: My Father 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye… he is old, but sounds young. But… he is very kind-hearted and has the ability to make anyone Rich.
Halabuth: So, you two venture out of the Temple to help people make money? You go by yourselves?
God Of Wealth: Noooo laaah. We have 10,000 Gods Of Wealth Per ITEM!
Halabuth: (To Everyone) Um… I bought some feng shui items which had the Gods Of Wealth inside. 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye jumped out and greeted me when he saw I was psychic!
God Of Wealth: Yes! We are aiming to help Singapore make it Rich again! We are putting ourselves in feng shui items. All of them! Regardless of shop owner. All feng shui items! Ring a ding a ling!
Son Of God Of Wealth: And you bought 6 ITEMS from us, correct Halabuth?
Halabuth: Haha, yes bro. Very interesting. Just buy one money tree today… put it in the South-East Sector (Wealth Room) of your home… and KABOOM! INSTANT MONEY EVERYDAY!!! You 财神爷们 Wealth Gods are Amazing!
God Of Wealth: That’s It! Amazing Right? How Did You Ever Do Without Us??
Halabuth: I used my marketing prowess to its maximum. BUT no effect. Couldn’t get the money to flow. No sales. After one little money tree purchase… KA-CHING Everyday! We can be a genius working hard with maximum technique… but one money block or money curse… and one would get NOTHING!
God Of Wealth: Yes, that is called Money Block! And it is a… ghost thing. It is a dark magick. You must be careful Halabuth. You are an Angel. So, dark forces would attack you.
Halabuth: So 财神爷，you can break these wealth curses for people?
God Of Wealth: Yes. That is why I am God Of Wealth.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Halabuth. People don’t know that they have to pray to us to get wealthy… they pray anyhow.
Halabuth: I was praying everywhere for wealth… the gods in the other temples tried to activate my wealth, but there was no mention or reference to 财神爷 or God Of Wealth… it’s like… they forgot you exist! They were using Dragon Magic to try to open wealth.
God Of Wealth: Did it work?
Halabuth: It made me very entrepreneurial… but the cash flow was still stuck. Hard to convert customers. Your magic really works, 财神爷。Instant KABOOM!
Archangel Gabriel: 财神爷, how come you are not in all the temples?
God Of Wealth: I… took a sabbath, Gabriel. 15 years. Sorry… I was sad.
Archangel Gabriel: What happened?
God Of Wealth: My little boy was killed — human. He got knocked down.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Pa… don’t be sad. I’m here.
God Of Wealth: Sigh…. Son, it’s not easy to become human. If you are human again one day… don’t SKATE On The Roads! Too many cars! Not Safe!
Son Of God Of Wealth: Okay Pa… I Will Tie My Hands To The Keyboard And Stay Indoors.
Halabuth: That’s what I do…. the road traffic is not kind to leisure activities like skating, biking, skateboarding, electric scooter… dangerous on the roads. Singapore has no space for bike lanes.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Okay Halabuth. So, what do you do for fun?
Halabuth: I read. Many books. I write. It’s fun. I counsel people in therapy. I advise people in angel readings. Make your fun your business. Earn money doing what you enjoy. That’s what I believe. You have to design it for yourself. Design fun into your work. That is the way to live long.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Ohhh…. So that’s how you do it! I can never get myself to sustain. I always pumchek (deflate or feel exhausted) halfway. I cannot get myself to be high energy and high enthusiasm all the way like you!
Halabuth: I also pumchek (feel exhausted) often…. But I have a To-Do List that keeps me on track. If you look at the next item To-Do, you will find that starting to do the task, you can find your flow and it will be fun.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Ohhh… now I get it. To-Do huh.
Archangel Gabriel: Yes. I also use this method. Just look at the next item you have To-Do. Then setup the things you need to do it. Then get down to it. You will find a magic will happen. You are suddenly happily productive!
God Of Wealth 财神爷: Son… We are suppose to be the Experts here! You cannot ask these Angels sooo many questions. We will lao kuei (look inferior).
Archangel Gabriel: Don’t worry, 财神爷。Everyone is on equal footing here. We are all spirits guiding people. You just have to trust that your Angel Friends do know a thing or two about doing things.
God Of Wealth: Yes, Yes! Now back to the topic…. How would you like to be Rich?!
Halabuth: YES! All my productive actions are useless if I can’t generate money. Sure to 吃屎 chi shi (eat shit)!
Governor Dr Lee See Wah: What you need is our local 财神爷to help you, right?
Halabuth: Yes! Dr Lee. His help is invaluable!
God Of Wealth: Thank You! Thank You! Okay, now I would like to give you some feng shui pointers. First…
God Maximus: Oh, hold on. In what context is this? How do I measure the power of feng shui? Is it a real thing? Or just some woo woo?
God Of Wealth: What woo woo… God Maximus… it’s a Real Thing! You don’t believe me… you just try not breathing for a minute. Feng Shui 风水 is about the wind and water powers of the Earth. It’s about the Qi 气 (spiritual energies)! I think you need to study with me for 15 years. Then you will know what I mean.
God Maximus: I… am just a young god. So I would do 15 years of study with 财神爷 so I can succeed!?
God Of Wealth: Either that…. Or you can buy my feng shui items and I will do all the work for you! Easy peasy?! I work continuously for a lifetime, you know? Never-ending profit for you!
Archangel Gabriel: Why would you do that, 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye？Why would you give so much to people?
God Of Wealth: It’s because… I Care. That’s why I am putting myself out there. 玉帝证 Yu Di Zheng Jade Emperor Orders.
God Maximus: Oh… the Jade Emperor Wen Chang. How is He?
God Of Wealth: He is good. No problem. He is kind and benevolent to All. He is a Great Emperor and Intelligent Leader.
Halabuth: Let’s seek audience with the Jade Emperor.
Imperial Minister: 玉帝到! Yu Di Dao! Jade Emperor Arrives!
Jade Emperor: Everyone, how are you? I am Wen Chang. I have been on sabbatical as well. 20 years in Singapore — I have been on leave. Very sad. I was attacked by marauders. That was when I was killed as a spirit. Today, I’d like to commend Halabuth and Family for their bravery in fending off demonic forces for Chinese Heaven.
God Elohim: Thank You Wen Chang. Actually, these problems are worldwide. My son, Halabuth, is just a little boy who has not much defence against these enemies. I did the fighting. Me. God.
Archangel Michael: Halabuth is not an exorcist. :p He is an Angel Reader — a psychic who consults for angels. He can’t fight the devil for you.
Halabuth: Yes, I’m actually quite helpless when gang banged by dark spiritual forces. Happened umpteen times in my life already. Jade Emperor, how did you manage to revive?
Jade Emperor: Tai Shang Lao Jun brought me back in the Furnace of Immortal Fire. I was reborn again in the Temple.
Halabuth: Oh… ok. May I ask, what is your assessment of Singapore’s spiritual condition and what you seek to do about it?
Jade Emperor: Good question, Halabuth. Singapore… is my Home. I was here since the Japanese Occupation. I came from Taipei. I am a Jade Emperor from the local Temple there. I don’t control the whole of Singapore. I am the one that talks to children.
Halabuth: Hehe… ok. You are a real Jade Emperor Wen Chang Shu. The more daring one that ventures out to meet the people. Like our Singapore Ministers.
Jade Emperor: Yes. Well, about Singapore’s Condition… I think poverty is the real problem of our micro lives. Many people are living in this first world country, but experiencing third world lives. That is the problem with Singapore. Spiritually, the ghost lords had the most control while all the celestial beings were being possessed by evil. That was for 20 years while I was gone.
Halabuth: Gasp! That was all the best years of my youth already, Sir… living under ghost rule.
Jade Emperor: Well, the ghosts dressed themselves up as royalty and sat on my throne everyday, commanding Singapore. This is called inception. They form-change themselves spiritually to look like you, pretend to be you… marry your wives, birth your children with her… and eventually take over your country!
Halabuth: What happened to all the ghosts? Why did their rulership break?
Jade Emperor: That’s because of your spiritual family, Halabuth. They pushed the boundaries of good & evil — making evil realise it is not so evil after all, but actually a dark vine — a dark alien entity hiding inside the spirit body that makes the ghost lords evil. Once they knew that… they woke up! The ghosts gave me back the throne after abdicating it to lead a freedom lifestyle. No one wants to be stuck pretending to be the Jade Emperor under such close watch from the Celestial Beings….
God Elohim: I have to commend Doctor Quasar for that development of the Absolution Wave that scans and removes dark vine alien entity.
Doctor Quasar: Thank You God. Minimal abbreviations of the maximal point of scanning reveal that ghost thinking is inceptive but not evil.
God Elohim: Okay. What about minus -f conditions?
Doctor Quasar: Positive. They do bear grudge if offended.
God Of Wealth: What is thiiiis? Talking like a… Star Trek! Talk human, talk human….
God Elohim: Okay. What is the key to rectifying the hatred between heaven & hell?
Doctor Quasar: Recent investigations into paranormal psychology reveal that ghosts are actually non-remorseful.
Halabuth: Ghosts are actually at the psychotic level, Quasar… so they are doing things like mad sex, mindless killing, gluttony eating…. The one that calms them down, heals their psyche, and wakes them up… is Buddha. So, Father… the key to healing spiritual war… is transformation of spiritual psychology. Awakening to love is a key component.
Jade Emperor: Spirit Psychology is the new frontier. My Buddhas have been working hard on this area for many centuries. But… we did not know there are dark vine hidden alien entity problems in evil ghost spirits.
Pigsy Zhu BaJie: This… Father God discovered while eating Grapes! Dark Berry Grapes!
Archangel Gabriel: Father was wondering why grapes have so much vine running through their pulp. And how come some are invisible…? Then he came across this theory: invisible vines can mind control spirits! Then he posited that it is possible that evil is a kind of demonic mind control. Because no one really likes to be that cruel and evil. Many demons like to be good to each other and like to be seen as good people. So, God wondered whether this was actually some kind of invisible vine mind controlling spirits into evil thinking. And it turns out… it is! It’s the first time we encountered this invisible rage alien entity that can possess spirits!
General Mim: Woah… Angels vs. Aliens ah?
Archangel Michael: Yes Mim. Now you know… how crazy this world is. Angels battling Aliens is a real thing!
God Of Wealth: You guys ah… this is my Show Day! I am embroiled in a Heavenly Battle! How would you like to Get Rich?!
Ryan Tracy: YES!
Son Of God Of Wealth: NeZha, your Kwan Im Waterloo Temple is very rich, huh? Not like my poor God Of Wealth Temple…. No Money.
Halabuth: Why people pray for wealth… is because they have no money. So how can we expect them to give high donations?
Son Of God Of Wealth: No wonder God Of Wealth Temple has no money!
NeZha: hahaha…. I and Kwan Im… make millions, you know? We are the most reputed temple for prayers that really work!
Halabuth: Yes. Kwan Im Temple Waterloo is really powerful. I prayed for a prediction talisman when I was poor, and the Temple’s wooden oracle sticks predicted I would have a good business. It came true! 很灵 hen ling (very spiritually powerful).
God Of Wealth: So… is She more powerful or am I more powerful?
Halabuth: I think praying to both in conjunction is very powerful. I prayed to Kwan Im before I had an idea and karmas from Her to start my business. Then when I met 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye，I feel it is Kwan Im that introduces you her god friend who can really boom your business! So, meeting one good goddess leads you to open an income stream and later… Her karmas lead you to meeting The God Of Wealth himself!
God Of Wealth: Okay! So I am Satisfied. I am also Powerful…. Okay, now… How would you like to Be Rich?!
Halabuth: 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye, Yes! I would like to be Rich!
God Of Wealth: Gooood. Now let’s talk. Feng Shui Time.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Ok! Money Time!!
God Of Wealth: Ok. First thing. How many toilets do you have in your home?
Halabuth: Eh… 5 bathrooms.
God Of Wealth: Why so many toilets?
Halabuth: Dunno, my mom requested contractors to build.
God Of Wealth: More toilets… more Wealth!
Archangel Gabrielle: REALLY?!
God Of Wealth: YES! This is the secret of rich homes. More toilets… more Wealth! Also… if you have more bedrooms, more Children! More kitchens, more Sex!
Halabuth: I have two kitchens… no wonder I had sex addiction!
God Of Wealth: OK…. Now. How would you like to be Richer, Halabuth?!
Halabuth: YES 财神! I have a sprinkler income that I would like to turn into a water fountain!
God Of Wealth: Goood. Now, you need a BOOSTER. That’s Me! I will Boost Your Income. You bought 6 Feng Shui Objects from me. So they are really maximum power already. It’s my best deal for a little boy.
Halabuth: Thank You 财神 Cai Shen!
God Of Wealth: Ok… Now… How would you like to be Rich?!
Halabuth: I am a consultant — an Angel Reader — giving people life advice and healing. You mean… ‘how’ as in method to become rich, correct? Not ‘how’ as in would you like to be rich?
God Of Wealth: No… I mean would you like to be rich??
Son Of God Of Wealth: You think too much, Halabuth! We are asking you simply only.
Halabuth: Haha… then yes. I would love to be rich.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Then, you owe us, huh!
Halabuth: Yes, I’ll pay you back with something good.
God Of Wealth: Gooood. Now. How would you like to be Rich?!
Pigsy Zhu BaJie: Hee… Is that a magic chant?
God Of Wealth: Somehow… with Me helping you… You will be Rich! Good thing you can hear me, Halabuth. You know I am real.
Son Of God Of Wealth: Most people… don’t believe my Father exists, you know? They think He is a Myth!
God Of Wealth: All you have to do, people… is buy Feng Shui Objects and display them in your home! That’s it! Soooo easy! This old method really works! People don’t believe only!
Halabuth: I bought many Holy Objects…. but they are not Feng Shui Wealth Objects. So… I got a lot of spiritual power like psychic abilities… but not Wealth! To activate the Wealth Sector of Your Home, you need to use Wealth Feng Shui Items! So… God Of Wealth, how do I know what to put and where?
God Of Wealth: Actually Halabuth, give you a special method. Even a beginner can use it! Just buy the brightest shining object you see at the feng shui shop. Sure to be powerful! And… For wealth items, always put the object in the south-east sector of your home — the Wealth Room. You can buy a money tree and it will pull present money to you. You can buy a money bottle, and it will pull future money to you. You can buy a victory horse and you will succeed greatly in life. You can buy a 五路财神 wu lu cai shen — 5 Gods Of Wealth — and you will be rich no matter what! You see? I made it soooo easy to become Rich! Why don’t little children believe?!
Halabuth: Maybe there is not much information on the efficacy of feng shui, few older people told us young ones that wealth feng shui is a true and rewarding thing! We didn’t know that Jade Money Tree channels real wealth karma that makes a family rich!
God Of Wealth: Yeeess. Sooo you know. Just follow my basics I taught you. Buy the brightest beautiful and symbolically meaningful feng shui object you see. Put it in the Wealth Sector (south east room) if you want money. So simple! I made it really so simple!
Halabuth: How do feng shui objects work, 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye？How come they can attract money to a person?
God Of Wealth: It’s Magic. Not anything simple, Halabuth. But what a good question. Let me see… Ok. How it works, huh… is by wealth karma. The wealth feng shui item is a living magic god! It is like a genie! It has real money magic power! He can grant wishes! You just try praying to him everyday. It really works! People huh, don’t know who to pray to for wealth. They forgot there is a God of Wealth. And… I’m not anywhere to be found. Because… I’m in the feng shui items!
Son Of God Of Wealth: Ooops. Father, they said we must be in all Temples now.
God Of Wealth: Aiii yaaa… boring lah. Cannot listen to liam keng (chanting). And don’t play that liam keng kay (chanting music)! I like talking with rich and educated feng shui master like Halabuth!
Halabuth: I like talking with the God Of Wealth. He is a very jovial and congenial man. So, now you know the secret of how to meet the God Of Wealth! Invite him to your home by buying his feng shui items! Why do some people who keep plenty of feng shui items get rich? Because the God Of Wealth is helping them! Feng Shui is an ancient art that has survived many generations to this day. And the rich people swear by it. So… the rest of us who did not know about these spiritual superpowers for getting rich, are really being left out. You can get feng shui items very affordably. Let me show you my secret location for purchasing God Of Wealth Feng Shui Items!
This little innocuous box in Toy Outpost, Northpoint Singapore, contains real feng shui items with real God Of Wealth power! My first little purchase was a Jade Money Tree, and one day later, my sales started flowing powerfully. Then I went back 3 more times and bought 5 more items. Very interesting to see what miracles 财神爷 Cai Shen Ye God Of Wealth can do for you! I too, hope that Singapore Poverty Ends. And THIS is Heaven’s Solution: Feng Shui Items. Buy from a good store, today!
Halabuth is God’s Angel Reader